machine man
Mad Genius of Poker
1. (n) The sobriquet of renowned
poker authority
Mike Caro, so named because he used to adopt a
wild and crazy image while playing, which he claimed his research had shown garnered the most calls from opponents. Lately Caro has expanded his purview to cover all of gambling, and is known as "
America's Mad Genius."
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made hand
mail
main game
main pot
1. (n) When a
player goes all-in in a
table stakes game, that
player is only eligible to win the main pot - the
pot consisting of those bets they were
able to match. Additional bets, placed in a
side pot, are contested among the remaining players.
Unfortunately, since I was all-in pre-
flop, the main pot was very small.
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major
major hand
major league game
make
1. (v) To (non-specifically) make a
hand means to get a decent
hand that has a
shot at winning the
pot.
I didn't make a
hand for
two hours, but then I went on a
major rush.
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2. (v)
Catch the specific
hand one is trying to
end up with; often followed by a (or the)
hand. In
draw poker, if you start with 5-6-7-8-K of mixed suits, you
discard the
king, and on the
draw receive either a 4 or 9, you have made a
straight. You have also made the
hand or made a
hand. The phrases "I made" and "Did you make?" are elliptical, that is, "I made my
hand" and "Did you make the
hand (or your
hand)?," respectively, are understood. In
lowball, to
catch on the
draw any
card below
one's
top card that does not give
one a
pair is to make the
hand. Similarly, though used less often, in a
stud or
hold 'em game, to
turn a
drawing hand into a
complete hand (definition 2) is to make the
hand.
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3. (v) Detect cheating. "Did the
floorman make you?" means "Did the
floorman notice that you were cheating?"
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make a cow
1. (v)
cow (definition 1). When the
player quits, he splits with the person with whom he made the
cow.
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make a move
1. (v)
move (definition 1).
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make a move on the pot
make a pass
make a play
make a score
make good
1. (v) Pay money owed to the
pot, usually by matching
one's
lights, which are (usually only in a
home game) chips removed from the
pot by a
player who has
run out of chips but has agreed to
stand good on any bets, chips equal in amount to the betting from the
point at which the
player ran
out of chips. If the
player loses the
pot, he must make good on the money owed. For example, if he had gone
light by $10, he must
return those $10 in chips to the
pot, plus another $10 in cash (or purchase more chips and add another $10 to the
pot).
See lights.
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make perfect
make the blind good
make the deck
make the pack
make up
make up the blind
make up the blinds
make up the pack
making the pass
Mambo stud
1. (n) A combination between
stud and a
widow game, in which players use
three cards in their hands plus
one community card, played
high-
low. Each
player is dealt
one downcard and
one upcard, followed by a
round of betting,
one more
upcard,
one more
round of betting, and then a
community card, with a final
round of betting. Players use any combination of
three of their four
cards for
high hand and any
three for
low.
hand rankings differ from "ordinary
poker." The highest ranking
low hand, A-2-3, is called a
Low Mambo, and the highest ranking
high hand, Q-K-A
suited, is called a
High Mambo. The remaining
high hands
rank this way:
straight flush,
three of a kind,
straight,
flush,
one pair, highest
card rank.
There is a
qualifier for
low: to win the
low half, a
hand must be 6-
high or better.
One worse than a
Low Mambo is A-2-4, and so on. If
there is no
low, the entire
pot goes to the
high hand.
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man with the axe
man with the star
manage
management
manager
managing
maniac
1. (adj) A
player who does a lot of hyper-
aggressive raising, betting, and bluffing. A true maniac is not a
good player, but is simply doing a lot of gambling. However, a
player who occasionally acts like a maniac and confuses his opponents is quite dangerous.
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3. (n) A
player who bets, raises, and reraises without regard to the quality of his
hand; someone to whom getting in the
last bet is a matter of pride. Such a
player is most often found in
flop games.
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Maria
mark
2. (n) Scratches, bends,
paint, etc., on
cards; often plural.
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marked cards
1. (n)
Cards with identifying marks placed on them by a cheater.
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marked deck
marker
marriage
master card
match lights
match one's lights
match the pot
1. (v) In
home games, a penalty that arises in certain situations, usually in
wild-
card stud-type games, when a
player receives a
card of a certain
rank. For example, in the seven-
card stud variant called
baseball, 3s and 9s are
wild. A
player dealt a 3
face up must either match the pot, that is, add to the
pot as much as it already contains, or
fold. In some games, the
player is not
even offered the opportunity of folding; he must match the pot. Sometimes called
buy the pot.
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matchbook shiner
matching card
mate
Maverick
MCU
mechanic
1. (n)
One who unfairly manipulates the
cards, such as a
cheat who deals
cards from the
bottom instead of from the
top of the
deck (where they should
come from), or from the
middle, or deals the
second card from the
top, or who falsely shuffles the
cards so as to arrange them in a manner he has predetermined, or who palms
cards, or uses any other of scores of cheating methods involving
card manipulation or sleight of
hand.
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mechanic's grip
meet
1. (vt)
Call; usually followed by a or the
bet.
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Mexican standoff
1. (n) A tied
pot; a
hand in which
two (or more) players have equivalent hands and
split the
pot.
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Mexican stud
Michigan bankroll
Michigan roll
micro limit
1. (n) Games so small that they couldn't be profitably dealt in a real
cardroom. They exist only at online
poker sites. You might arbitrarily
call games $.25-.50 and smaller "micro-
limit."
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middle
2. (n) A
card dealt from the middle of the
deck.
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middle blind
middle dealer
middle man
2. (n) Sometimes (rarely) the
player who is in the situation of being between
two players who keep raising and reraising each other. The name for this
action is
whipsaw.
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middle pair
middle position
middle straight
middles
middles dealer
midnight shift
Mighty Wurlitzer
1. (n) In
lowball, a
pair of 8s (that is, 88; comes from the number of keys on the instrument).
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Mike
Mike Caro University
1. (n) Mike Caro University of
Poker, Gaming, and Life Strategy. Founded in 1998 and located at
Hollywood Park
Casino in Inglewood, California, and online,
MCU trains novices and professionals in the science of
poker.
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miles
miles of bad road
milk
4. (v) Get the most benefit on a
hand (often a
hand of relatively
low value) from the holder of another, inferior,
hand; usually followed by that
hand or the name of the
player who was so cajoled into calling the maximum. "You certainly milked me that
time." "He milked that
hand for the most he could get, considering who he was up against."
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milk the cards
1. (v)
milk (definition 3.)
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milk the deck
1. (v)
milk (definition 1, 2.)
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milk up
1. (v)
milk (definition 1, 2.)
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milk up the deck
1. (v)
milk (definition 1, 2.)
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milker
minnie
1. (n) In
lowball, the
best hand, a
wheel or
bicycle, A-2-3-4-5 of various suits (including all the same
suit). In some games, this could also be the lowest
possible hand. For example, with straights and flushes not counted as
low hands, 6-4-3-2-A would be a minnie. With aces
high plus the preceding strictures, 7-5-4-3-2 would be a minnie.
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minnow
1. (n) Someone who plays
over his head, that is, enters with insufficient funds
a game larger than he is accustomed to.
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minor hand
minor league game
miscall
1. (v) Verbally
declare your
hand as being other than it is, usually better. If, at the
showdown, you
say "I have a
straight," and you actually have worse, you have miscalled your
hand. In some
clubs,
there is no penalty for doing this (because
cards speak), but, if deliberate, it is at best unethical, and considered an
angle.
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2. (n) The
act of so doing.
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misdeal
1. (n) A
deal with an impropriety such that the
cards must be redealt. For example,
dealing without the
cards having been
cut or
dealing some of the
cards out of order in most cardrooms constitutes a misdeal.
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misère
1. (n) Another name for
lowball, primarily in England.
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misère pots
1. (n) Another name for
lowball, primarily in England.
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miss
miss the blind
miss the flop
1. (v) In
hold 'em, the situation in which the
flop bears little relation to a
player's downcards.
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Mississippi stud
mistigri
mistigris
mites and lice
mits and mice
mitt
mitt joint
1. (n) A crooked gambling establishment that relies on
marked cards.
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modified limit
Molly Hogan
monarch
money management
1. (n) Playing in such a way as to minimize your losses and maximize your wins. Many players win a little and
quit, no matter how
good the
game, but when they get
stuck, they often lose far more than they win in any winning
session in a desperate attempt to get
even. This is poor money management. For some, money management means quitting when
ahead, and not losing
back all of their winnings. For others, it means not putting all their
bankroll on the
table for any
one session. For still others, it means putting aside a portion of their winnings into other money-making investments. Some
poker writers claim that money management is not a viable concept.
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money odds
1. (n) The
best of it in a particular situation, with respect to the
size of a
bet that must be called compared to either what is currently in the
pot or what is likely to be. In a no-
limit lowball game, you might hear, "I knew I hadda
beat an eight. I'm already getting 3-to-2 in the
pot, plus I get all his chips if I
make the
hand. I was getting money odds." The term usually does not apply to a situation in which a
player is getting better than 1-to-1 on his
investment, but is taking the
worst of it when comparing the
odds against his making a
winning hand with how much he
can win for his
investment. (That is, if a
player stands to win $100 for a $50
investment, or 2-to-1, but the
odds against him are 3-to-1, he is not getting money odds.)
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money player
Money plays
mongrel
monkey
1. (n) A
sucker, particularly
one who is the victim of cheating.
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monkey flush
monster
2. (n) The
nuts; usually preceded by a.
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Montana banana
1. (n) In
hold 'em, 9-2 as
one's first
two cards. Some
say that the 92 refers to the number of the
proposition that legalized
poker in Montana; others have conjectured that it is called that because bananas will grow in Montana before that
hand makes money. We have not been
able to confirm either contention.
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monte
moo
1. (v)
cow (definition 1). When the
player quits, he splits with the person with whom he mooed.
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moon
moon hand
mop squeezer
mortal cinch
1. (n) The
nuts; usually preceded by a.
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mortal lock
1. (n) The
nuts; usually preceded by a.
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mortal nuts
1. (n) The
nuts; usually preceded by the.
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mortals
Moss, Johnny
motion
1. (n) The
act of betting. If someone says, "Motion's
good," he probably means, "If that
act of reaching for your chips that you are performing is to be interpreted as an actual intention on your part of betting, you
can take the
pot, because I shall not be calling." Some
clubs have a rule motion is binding, which means that if you have chips in your
hand and
make a motion toward the
pot with the
hand that holds those chips (also known as a
forward motion), you must
complete the bet.
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Motown
mouth bet
move
2. (n) The performing of such a manipulation; often preceded by
make a. The word generally applies to each occurrence, as, for example,
dealing bottoms is a move.
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4. (n) Betting all of
one's chips, in the expression "He's making his move."
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move all in
1. (v)
Bet (usually) or
call (less often) all
one's chips in
one hand. "Sally
bet $20 and Jim moved in" means Jim raised all his chips (or hers, if she had fewer than he). Also,
go all in.
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move in
1. (v)
Bet or
call all
one's chips in
one hand; sometimes followed by on. "Sally
bet $20 and Jim moved in" (or "Jim moved in on her") means Jim raised all his chips (or hers, if she had fewer than he). Also,
go in.
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2. (n) The
act of moving in, that is, putting everything in the
pot.
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move on the pot
mover
moves
1. (n) Fancy plays, often accompanied by theatrics; sometimes just the theatrics. "He's got a lot of moves." Compare with
coffeehouse and
Hollywood.
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muck
5. (v)
Fold; usually followed by the
hand. "As soon as he
bet, I mucked the
hand."
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mucker
multiway
1. (adj) Involving more than
two players.
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multiway pot
1. (n) A
pot with more than
two players.
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must move game
mustache
1. (n) A term of opprobrium peculiar to cardrooms. "Ya mustache" means "You no-
good person, you."
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